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One-liners (English)

One line – one kill.

Perfect translation

March 27, 2016Artem Berman Leave a Comment

Once upon a time, a sea pig visited its friend a flying mouse.

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One-liners (English) bat, guinea pig

Mistakes

March 24, 2016Artem Berman Leave a Comment

You do not need to do anything special to reach the success or outperform the competition, simple minimization of mistakes will be sufficient.

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Business blog (English), One-liners (English) mistakes

Termination

September 10, 2015Artem Berman Leave a Comment

The most important clause in any agreement is the right to terminate it upon thirty days after the written notice.

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Business blog (English), One-liners (English) agreement, clause, termination

Sales poem

May 26, 2015Artem Berman Leave a Comment

Never thought I’ll be writing sales/marketing pitches’ rules as poems in English. Nevertheless here is the first “the earlier is the stage; the shorter the message!”

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Business blog (English), One-liners (English) marketing, pitch, sales

Win

April 10, 2015Artem Berman Leave a Comment

There is always an owner of each win, and every fail is a military mascot.

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Business blog (English), One-liners (English) fail, win

How are you doing?

January 30, 2015Artem Berman Leave a Comment

– How are you doing?
– Ill, but still…

))

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One-liners (English) how are you

Seattle

November 11, 2014Artem Berman Leave a Comment

City of Seattle is the capital of Austria with many kangaroos in there.

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One-liners (English) Australia

Mad scientist

November 5, 2014Artem Berman Leave a Comment

When dealing with a mad scientist, make sure the guy is actually a scientist.

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One-liners (English) mad, scientist

Brilliant idea

October 15, 2014Artem Berman Leave a Comment

Brilliant idea. Let’s do not do it.

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One-liners (English) idea

Light

September 9, 2014Artem Berman Leave a Comment

The very moment you see the light at the tunnel’s end – turnaround and run!

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One-liners (English) light

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